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Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in poems for pat's LiveJournal:

Monday, November 24th, 2003
1:24 pm
Sunday, September 7th, 2003
9:58 am
yay I got some mail
shiny circle of music
so cool is that pat.

Current Mood: dumb
Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
6:14 pm
The Very Pat of Pat a poem by chubbybuddha
When you cry, the chimps cry
if you were to die, every sock-monkey would remove their eyes.
In love we are with your brow(s)
in lust we are with your dimpled smirk.
If i were to play with the hair upon your knuckles, it would mean i die happy;
and when you sleep to dream, dear Pat...may the whole world be a zoo.

Current Mood: pensive
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003
8:40 pm
All you need is Pat,
Crazy Pat,
Lost in Pat,
Making Pat out of nothing at all.

Can't buy me Pat,
All is full of Pat,
One Pat,
Tunnel of Pat.

Friday I'm in Pat,
Pat song,
The Patcats,
Stop, in the name of Pat.

Pat to Pat you, baby,
I Pat a rainy night,
I want your Pat,
The way you Pat me.

I'm too tired to continue in this vein...

Tuesday, July 15th, 2003
9:15 am
My friend Pat likes to
eat clay and
then he shits the most beautiful pottery
this side of
Squirrels don't faze him;
they are the keepers
of his flame.
When Pat is happy the
whole world is happy;
When Pat is not
happy I get
punched in the arm
like Robin
Givens on her honeymoon.
Friday, April 25th, 2003
3:38 pm
Hahaha, the interests for this community are cracking me up! Therefore, I must write prose about them.

Pat, thou art as a piece of bacon,
Crisped? Perfectly!
Homosexual? Totally!
But I think you like boobies.
But bacon is not gay, you say?
Pat, if you be mine, I'll give you to my friend.
And if you be not, hang, beg, starve,die in the streets.
Tuesday, April 8th, 2003
10:57 am
Pat and I
Pat and I
Pat and I
Were supposed to go to the horsetrack,
And watch the races.
Santa Anita.
But we haven't.
We haven't.
When are we going to go, Pat?
To the horsetrack?
To watch the races?
Santa Anita.
Pat and I
Pat and I
Pat and I
Tuesday, April 1st, 2003
1:04 pm
I love Pat so much
He is the sweetest guy, and...
Happy April Fool's!
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003
1:16 pm
Pricciar, Pricciar, take it in the hole,
He blow you twice, listen to Stereo Total.
You know we like more of these silly po-ems,
Pat like Something Awful better than La Boheme.
Friday, March 14th, 2003
10:35 pm
Pat, Pat ate only fat
His filthy hippie roommate ate only beans
And so they had a bovine child
With a forty-five pound spleen.
10:44 am
I like simple poetry...
Pat is just Pat --
And there's nothing wrong with that.
9:04 am
Pat, Pat, we love you!
You act like a cross between
SpongeBob and Mr. Magoo!

We all laugh and sing merrily,
And everyone knows you're hung
Like Ron Jeremy!
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